Saturday, July 28, 2012

Coors Field Curse Continues to Haunt Rockies

If you haven't been reading the Baseball Observer blog in the past few years, you may not be aware of the curses surrounding the Colorado Rockies. The curse may be worse than the "Curse of the Goat" that continues to haunt the Chicago Cubs, keeping them from winning a World Series for over a hundred years. It may also be more potent than the "Curse of the Bambino" that prevented Boston from winning a championship for 86 years.

Only time will tell, of course, but the Baseball Observer predicts that Colorado will never win a World Series until they resolve the situation that caused the curse in the first place. Curses are born when the rightful owners of something of value are deprived of it, usually through trickery or dishonesty, and are only removed when whatever was taken is restored.

First, let's review the Rockies, their checkered past, and how they came to play their home games in a cursed stadium.

The Rockies were born July 5, 1991, but before they played a game, there was a scandal within the ownership group and the principle owners, Mickey Monus and John Antonucci were kicked out and replaced by the Monforts. This resulted in the first curse, which we will call Mickey's Curse. As Mr. Monus himself said, there would be no Major League baseball in Colorado if he and Mr. Antonucci had not come forward. However, due to legal problems both men stepped down and Mr. Monus went to jail for 10 years for an unrelated matter. The Monforts have expunged their names from the team's history and have never given them their due, thus, Mickey's curse.

The Rockies began playing Major League Baseball in 1993 and played their first two seasons in Mile High Stadium, the home of the Denver Broncos, while their new home was being built in lower downtown Denver, Colorado.

The new stadium was named Coors Field before it opened in a deal between the Stadium Authority and the now defunct Coors Brewing Company of Golden, Colorado. This deal is now recognized as the worst stadium naming pact in the history of professional sports. Not just baseball, mind you, but all of professional sports. Little league teams have better naming deals. The group of appointees that made up the Stadium Authority, along with the owners, took it upon themselves to agree on the behalf of the citizens of the cities and counties surrounding Denver, to give away the stadium naming rights FOREVER for the sum of 10 million dollars.

To put this in perspective, no other stadium has a permanent deal, and others range from 2 to 20 million per year. Conservatively speaking the deal is costing Denver-area taxpayers at least 5 million dollars per year. This was the origination of the first curse, the Coors Curse.

As mentioned before, Coors no longer exists as a entity, but was purchased by Molson Brewery of Canada, and became Molson Coors Brewing Company, who was in turn purchased by Miller Brewing. These two events probably invalidated the contract, but nothing has been reported about re-negotiating it.

Until the the Rockies and the Stadium Authority restore the money that belongs to the citizens of the area or rename the stadium, the Rockies will be cursed and will never win the World Series. Or, the citizens could follow the example of San Francisco and pass a law either setting a price for the naming rights or changing the name of the stadium.

Coors and the Rockies should take care of the curses as soon as possible, because these things tend to become more potent over time. It already seems to be affecting both the team and brewery as both have fallen upon hard times.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Hanks' Thumb Shot

All Joking Aside (AJA), That's What Makes Twitter Worthwhile (TWMTW)! I Didn't Know (IDK) Movie Stars even had Thumbnails (TNs)!
Seriously, folks, a day never goes by that Twitter doesn't give me at least a small chuckle. Between TrollFoot, Hanx, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin, Allysa Milano, Conan, Dave Winer, Rolloff, Shandling, et al, someone always delivers. Cheers to all, because these days, with the passings, troubles at NetFlix, and the Phillies losing, not to mention OWS and the political situation, we all need a laugh!
The Baseball Observer

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Baylor Lands in Phoenix with a Thud

Don Baylor, former manager and 5-time hitting coach, has landed again, not in the managerial position he craved, but as the hitting coach for the hapless Arizona Diamondbacks. Apparently Arizona intends to build on their accomplishment of striking out more than any other team in the Major Leagues. Diamondback executives must have felt they had gone as far as they could go with their old coach and needed someone who could impart new whiffing techniques to the team's batters. Baylor is the only remaining proponent of the "Use Your Head" school of hitting, which teaches actually hitting the ball with the head or helmet, rather than using it to think. This approach has been so popular that Mr. Baylor has been asked to teach it to 5 different teams in his eight years as a batting instructor. He used approximately the same approach in his years as the manager in Colorado and Chicago, where he holds the record for the most losses in a single season by a Cubs team.
Good luck, Arizona! Maybe Don and the D'backs will rise from their own ashes like the mythical Phoenix. At least we know the Arizona hitters will be replacing some of those K's with HBP's.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Ex-Rockies Factor Has Already Decided the World Series

Once again, the dreaded XR (ex-Rockies) factor has reared its ugly head and thrown its mystical net of compulsion over the Major League Baseball playoffs, confounding the odds makers and fans alike by causing teams to win, even when they are the weakest teams on paper and don't play particularly well.
Such was not the case for the Texas Rangers, whose decisive XR edge made them an overwhelming favorite over the XR-less Yankees. It was not as clear for the triumphant Giants of San Francisco, a tremendous underdog who barely squeaked by the confused Phillies, who seemed to be hit periodically by dumbness rays, causing players and coaches to make dozens of inexplicable decisions while stumbling to a lost series, 4 games to 2 in the NLCS. Strangely enough, the Phillies also trailed the Giants in XRs, 4 to 2 (see below).
Using the pattern established above, and in many previous series since the Rockies were spawned in 1993, the Giants will obviously beat the Rangers, 4 games to 1, unless you count coaches, then the tally goes to 4 games to 2, adding the presence of former Rockies manager Clint Hurdle to Texas.

Ex-Rockies in the Playoffs:
Darren Oliver, Relief Pitcher, Texas Rangers, 2003
Juan Uribe, Starting Shortstop, San Francisco Giants, 2001-3
Jeremy Affeldt, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2007
Javier Lopez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2003-4
Ramon Ramirez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2006-7
Jose Contreras, Relief Pitcher, Philadelphia Phillies, 2009
Ross Gload, Outfielder, Philadelphia Phillies, 2002

Ex-Rockies Factor Has Already Decided the World Series

Once again, the dreaded XR (ex-Rockies) factor has reared its ugly head and thrown its mystical net of compulsion over the Major League Baseball playoffs, confounding the odds makers and fans alike by causing teams to win, even when they are the weakest teams on paper and don't play particularly well.
Such was not the case for the Texas Rangers, whose decisive XR edge made them an overwhelming favorite over the XR-less Yankees. It was not as clear for the triumphant Giants of San Francisco, a tremendous underdog who barely squeaked by the confused Phillies, who seemed to be hit periodically by dumbness rays, causing players and coaches to make dozens of inexplicable decisions while stumbling to a lost series, 4 games to 2 in the NLCS. Strangely enough, the Phillies also trailed the Giants in XRs, 4 to 2 (see below).
Using the pattern established above, and in many previous series since the Rockies were spawned in 1993, the Giants will obviously beat the Rangers, 4 games to 2, unless you count coaches, then the tally goes to 4 games to 3, adding the presence of former Rockies manager Clint Hurdle to Texas.

Ex-Rockies in the Playoffs:
Darren Oliver, Relief Pitcher, Texas Rangers, 2003
Juan Uribe, Starting Shortstop, San Francisco Giants, 2001-3
Jeremy Affeldt, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2007
Javier Lopez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2003-4
Ramon Ramirez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2006-7
Jose Contreras, Relief Pitcher, Philadelphia Phillies, 2009
Ross Gload, Outfielder, Philadelphia Phillies, 2002

Monday, October 18, 2010

Rockies Fire Baylor - Again

The Rockies finally figured out what was causing them to fall short of their goals the past three years, and it was the same thing that held them back the first 9 years of their existence - Don Baylor!
They fired ex-Angel Baylor and replaced him with another ex-Angel, Carney Lansford. The big difference between the two is that Carney really could hit, and can teach others.

Ex-Rockies in the 2010 Playoffs

Darren Oliver, Relief Pitcher, Texas Rangers, 2003
Juan Uribe, Starting Shortstop, San Francisco Giants, 2001-3
Jeremy Affeldt, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2007
Javier Lopez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2003-4
Ramon Ramirez, Relief Pitcher, San Francisco Giants, 2006-7
Jose Contreras, Relief Pitcher, Philadelphia Phillies, 2009
Ross Gload, Outfielder, Philadelphia Phillies, 2002